Tina Fey Wants Boring People to Get a License to Twitter

We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:  

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Tina, you can be in charge of Twitter-licensing any day. And, please, start with Donald Trump....

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The Atlantic Wire staff (with the exception of our Canadian correspondent) travels on the New York City subway system every single day. We have never seen this man. If you have, give him a dollar for us:

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Parents, please take this piece of advice: If Jimmy Kimmel comes knocking, the answer is always yes. 

And finally, Notre Dame's Manti Te'o has changed the way we think about Internet relationships. But before you bemoan the terribleness of Internet dating and how awful everyone's become, we present you this: 

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