Gwyneth Paltrow Would Rather Smoke Crack Than Eat Cheese

When Gwyneth announced that she’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese, most people thought she was exaggerating.

But according to the actress, who spilled all on her blog today, the quote was not taken out of context at all.

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“Hell yes,” she said on Goop.com in response to whether her answer was real. “You know, crack might be extreme, but spray cheese is not my kind of party.”

So what, exactly, constitutes Gwyneth’s party?

“I try to eat on the healthier side, but I’ll tell you, when I have my pizza and wine, I enjoy it to the last crust,” said Paltrow. “Delicious food should be eaten with enjoyment. Balance is always important, but let’s face it, nothing is better than a good pizza.”

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Paltrow also divulged to readers that it’s difficult to keep her kids healthy, in particular Apple, who reportedly shares a common weakness with the rest of us.

According to Paltrow, all her kids want is white sugar, white carbs, and processed foods

“I try to have a pretty clean pantry at home, but if we pass a bag of Cheez-Its at the airport, or Apple sees Mexican Coke, it’s all over.”

That’s right guys, Apple doesn’t like any old Coke – it has to be from Mexico.

Paltrow finished by saying the biggest misconception surrounding her is that she doesn’t eat.

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“I really enjoy food that can be considered bad for you, like martinis and french fries,” she said.