The tyranny of women’s pants, a hate poem
It’s sale season, yet again. Last year’s pants are OUT Nothing worse than looking for thisyearslateststyle. My choices: Low-waisted, muffin-top-making Zipper 3-inches-high Pockets for what? Two dimes? Mom jeans are In No out. Wait, in. These skinny jeans are too skinny The thighs in these are built for knees Only tall girls can wear them…