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Overheard at the great Indian wedding: Hey, mom, why do you have 40 sisters?

Overheard at the great Indian wedding: Hey, mom, why do you have 40 sisters?

There are two types of people who insist that Indian weddings are fun. The first are white people, who are frequently well-meaning but stupid and enjoy things vaguely different from themselves by exoticizing them. Do not talk to me about how you love the “colours” of an Indian wedding—the main colours come from blood and…