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Warning: Nick Offerman Has Zero Facial Hair in Michael Keaton's New McDonald's Movie

Matt Miller
Updated

From Esquire

Let's list all the reasons The Founder will likely be an excellent movie: Michael Keaton, director John Lee Hancock of Academy Award-winning The Blind Side acclaim, a story about big business (which is the trend nowadays), nostalgia, FOOD, Laura Dern, The Wrestler writer Robert D. Siegel, Michael Keaton talking to the camera, Nick Offerman, Michael Keaton saying "McDonald's can be the new American church," just Michael Keaton in general.

Let's list all the things that make us wary about this film: Nick Offerman has zero (0) facial hair in The Founder. Have you ever seen Nick Offerman without facial hair? It's strange. He's not the same person. This person doesn't enjoy woodworking and fine whiskey and appearing in FIDLAR videos. He kinda looks like Dwight Schrute. He kinda looks like he'd work at McDonald's. Who is this Bizarro World Offerman?