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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week
Kids may say the strangest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.
Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
My 5-year old is rebelling against zoom school by mouthing words instead of speaking so as to make her teacher think there’s something wrong with the unmuting function
— Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) October 15, 2020
I want my 13 year old to understand how important honesty is but also know that she is 12 when kids eat free.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 10, 2020
I’ve started reading my children Roald Dahl’s Matilda, and there’s nothing like sharing one of the most pivotal stories of your formative years as your kids screech about how boring it is.
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) October 11, 2020
I literally troll my neighborhood for moms with stroller bassinets because I am so starved for socialization. Like hey, you look like you haven’t slept in months either! Can I get your number?
— Emily Favreau (@emilyfavreau) October 16, 2020
I got a call from the school nurse about my 6-year-old.
I thought for sure it was going to be covid.
Instead, my kid had accidentally poked herself in the eye with the corner of a book.
Words hurt.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 14, 2020
What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes.
What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) October 10, 2020
how to correctly parent:
1. dont give your kids iPads
2. dont feed them junk food
3. dont yell
4. give them iPads
5. feed them mcdonalds and ice cream
6. cry from frustration
forget rules and do the best you can, because sanity.— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) October 13, 2020
