The Coronavirus (Covid-19) pandemic has been devastating, globally. Of that, we can all agree.
With the casualties rising, worrying press conferences, small businesses shuttering and an over-extended health service, there's not been a lot of positive news to come out of the health crisis over the last year, naturally.
And with news that a new Covid-19 variant, Omicron, has been identified in the likes of Scotland, South Africa, Austria and Israel, there are now concerns social distancing measures and restrictions will soon become stricter as the World Health Organisation designated Omicron a 'variant of concern'.However, as the British are wont to do, making light of the situation is the first port of call defence mechanism, to soothe collective anxiety. So whether that's quasi-philosophical Coronavirus quotes or full-on Coronavirus jokes, here is a sample of what's out there, to give you a little light relief.
Some have used their time to try and write pithy, impactful statements, to offer some words of encouragement, while others are just here for the LOLs, with Coronavirus memes or parodies.
Funny Coronavirus Quotes And Coronavirus Jokes
Many people - the ones who aren't sick, obviously - are beginning to try and see the funny side of the self-isolation, keeping people's spirits up by laughing about new opportunities to drink more, work out less, text an ex and eat tonnes of snacks.
whole bunch of people about to learn that “sufficient time home alone” was not the only thing they needed to write a great novel
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) March 14, 2020
Really wish we had a dog right now but then I remember that old slogan.. a dog is for life, not just for a global pandemic. #CoronavirusLockdownUK
— Perez Milton (@Soupperry) March 25, 2020
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean?
Also, my IQ test came back positive.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) November 22, 2021
Strange times for cats. First the dogs kept inside, now the humans. Must feel like they've won.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 25, 2020
2019: Netflix and chill
2020: Government coronavirus press conference and cry
— Alan White (@aljwhite) March 25, 2020
Bounty lovers laughing at the rest of the world. 🍫 pic.twitter.com/naeM2KZwS4
— Mr S (@steviestallard) March 21, 2020
COVID spelt backwards is DIVOC and what DIVOC going on
— ravaska (@ravaskar) March 12, 2020
I looked into her eyes, deep into the emerald green, my heart fluttered, I felt a connection, something deeper, something magical, I was transported to another place and I thought, blimey these binoculars are brilliant.#coronavirusjokes
— Paul O’Connor, #FBPE (@POCX100) March 21, 2020
“In Germany 🇩🇪 they are preparing for the crisis by stocking up with sausage and cheese. That’s the Wurst Käse scenario.”#coronavirusjokes
— O Laparoto (@o_laparoto) March 17, 2020
Serious or Moving Coronavirus Quotes
Others are here to offer you some words of motivation in this tough time, whether quoting their favourite author or coming up with a bespoke phrase to suit the coronavirus situation.
— Chris Brown (@cbrown_econ) March 21, 2020
Coronavirus Quotes About New Domestic Life
Some people are finding domestic life is either ridiculous, unbearable, or - for the unsociable among us - remarkably similar to the way it was before the Covid-19 pandemic.
when this all started I was like "today I will make myself a honey dijon pork chop over risotto" and now I just wake up like "egg"
— JP (@jpbrammer) April 5, 2020
Things I thought I would never say: “Caitlin, let your grandfather try the game so he can beat that level for you.”
— Emily (@VirtualEm) March 16, 2020
— David Gamble Jr (@DavidGambleJr) March 17, 2020
Christina Aguilera likened quarantine to her 1999 hit 'Genie in a bottle' and we are totally here for it. Posting a clip from the original video, the pop superstar captioned the Instagram with some of the song's most fitting lyrics:
'“I feel like I've been locked up tight for a century of lonely nights...waiting for someone to release me” #SoundOn. What day is it?! Haha. Thanks for making me laugh during this crazy time. Love you guys. Please stay home if you can and stay safe. ❤️'
Jokes About Louis C.K.'s Coronavirus Stand-Up Special
In a rather more NSFW moment, controversial American comedian Louis C.K. announced a new stand-up special 'for those who need to laugh' during these testing times. The announcement was met with a mixed response, considering the comedian's recent media trial, on counts of alleged sexual misconduct.
In 2017, the C.K. was accused of misconduct - which included allegations of him masturbating in front of people without their consent - by five different women. At first, he either refused to comment on, or denied the allegations, but the day after the New York Times released their exposé, Louis C.K. put out a statement admitting to many of the accusations levelled against him.
After the news that C.K. was planning a one-off comedy 'special' during lockdown, other comedians and writers took to Twitter to poke fun at the situation, imagining what jokes C.K. might be planning to use in his coronavirus-show.
Some are definitely too NSFW to share (click here if you want to read the whole thread), but here are a few:
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