Yahoo Finance The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Sept. 11-17)
The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.
Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below, then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.
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whenever I'm sad I think about how my boyfriend thought "antipasta" was "every Italian food that's not pasta", implying a great intra-italian struggle between pasta and not pasta
— Sara-Paige Silvestro (@sarapaige__) September 13, 2021
Reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out pic.twitter.com/msOByp3ffi
— StepMom Marie 🖤 (@mariebabyyyyy_) September 12, 2021
excuse me while I overthink this and get back to you.
— omg, becky! (@thehubrispanda) September 14, 2021
I would pay to watch footage of someone doing their "own research" on vaccines. Share your screen because I am absolutely dying to know what you're looking at
— Jenée (@jdesmondharris) September 13, 2021
me when I put furniture together by myself pic.twitter.com/K0dI7JoKl8
— no (@GOTKIRS) September 16, 2021
the future is female, no worries if not!
— Erin Michelle (@erinmichellebrb) September 15, 2021
tiktok pathology will tell you eating raisin bran as a child instead of lucky charms was a form of social trauma that conditioned you to mature quicker than your peers
— no (@afroelven) September 13, 2021
Me 2 martinis in responding to all stories like they’re meant for me pic.twitter.com/HPxZQRGcM3
— ⭐️ (@siobhanswrld) September 12, 2021
Trying to take off a sweaty sports bra is the escape room of boobs.
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) September 13, 2021
me and my anxiety when i go out #MetGala#MetGala2021pic.twitter.com/nqP8JQ2Fc3
— kristen🍍 (@kristen_siebs) September 14, 2021
Ohhhhh my god u only had a iced coffee to eat today? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid
— helena (@freshhel) September 15, 2021
forgot my mic was on and farted in a zoom class and it made me full screen so everyone knew it was me pic.twitter.com/r2HqSlGw05
— Dove 🕊 (@lovedoveclarke) September 16, 2021
my high school drama teacher would give us assignments then perform them himself to show us “what a 100% would be”
— Alise Morales (@AliseNavidad) September 13, 2021
i like being stupid because it means i’m always impressed by movie plot twists
— anna (@haIIoweenkiIls) September 11, 2021
the sign my boyfriend made for my half marathon. I can’t pic.twitter.com/0nui8YM5RT
— Mindy Shore (@heyheyminday) September 11, 2021
You should be able to filter out the 1 star Yelp reviews that are like “my SERVER refused to accommodate my 13 person party at 8pm despite the fact that I CALLED AHEAD and TOLD them I was a NIGHTMARE”
— kylie brakeWOman (@deadeyebrakeman) September 16, 2021
long live unfriendly Black hotties https://t.co/S1nCzTLxc7
— zoë (@zoe_alliyah) September 14, 2021
got told i look like a model last night and i was like sir i’m 5’2” surely you could find a more accurate way to flirt with me
— 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐞 (@talliesinyoung) September 12, 2021
Met galas theme being Murica or whatever and everyone understood the assignment because it is pure chaos, no consistency, bad vibes, incoherent… just rich people doing up rich people tings.
— One Hand on Frontal (@fanoniscanon) September 14, 2021
I love Twitter cause it's like a scavenger hunt. Every day I get to follow the clues to find out why people are mad, and if I win, I get to be mad too!
— Lindsay King-Monster (@AskAQueerChick) September 13, 2021
This article originally appeared on HuffPost and has been updated.
