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How an over-eager job application letter went viral

Wall Street has been having a laugh with one job applicant who took an ardent approach with his cover letter.

As summer analyst recruiting season continues and superdays near, Wall Street has been having a laugh with one New York University applicant who, to say the least, took a surprisingly dogged approach with his cover letter.

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He wrote:

"I am unequivocally the most unflaggingly hard worker I know, and I love self-improvement. I have always felt that my time should be spent wisely, so I continuously challenge myself ... I decided to redouble my effort by placing out of two classes, taking two honors classes, and holding two part-time jobs. That semester I achieved a 3.93, and in the same time I managed to bench double my bodyweight and do 35 pull-ups."

Since Thursday, February 2, when a Bank of America Merrill Lynch director forwarded the cover letter out to his entire team, offering drinks "to the first analyst to concisely summarize everything that is wrong with" the note, it has passed through more than a dozen firms.

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Already investment banking and accounting teams at Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, Nomura, Citi, Deutsche Bank, PricewaterhouseCoopers, KPMG, Wells Fargo, Keefe, Bruyette & Woods, Perella Weinberg Partners, and Barclays Capital have read the note, along with the student's relatively robust resume.

The letter, which read with perhaps a tad much hubris, comes at a time when summer recruiting is at its peak and anxiety among the nation's junior class is high. Resume drop days, or the deadline when resumes must be received, have largely passed, and students are now in the throes of first round interviews and superdays. [Also see: Best College Majors For The Real World]

Superdays, which summer applicants are only now receiving invite to, are day long events where students are interviewed by entire teams of analysts, sometimes as many as four or five in a row, at a company's headquarters.

Each bank has slightly different habits, but the questions generally follow the same script: Walk me through a balance sheet and income statement? How would you value a company in this industry? Why our bank? What stocks are you bullish on?

Inside NYU the email has also gotten play, with graduates of the Stern School of Business taking a shot at their liberal arts college peer.

Collegial cover letters do not always stand out among the thousands of pages in any university resume book, which is a collection of an entire undergraduate class's CVs. Human resource analysts generally don't get past the first few lines, especially when they have tens of thousands to read, making this letter all the more noteworthy.

The reception so far to this cover letter has been mixed. While it certainly stood out, investment banking directors value some form of humility.

Below, the full cover letter submitted to NYU, redacted where necessary.




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  • Armando  •  New Westminster, British Columbia  •  2 months ago
    Humility? I don't think so. Look what they did to the economy in 2008 and until now we are still feeling the effects of that crisis. There is no humility when greed is the motivation in making money. At least the kid is honest. Maybe he could change the mindset of these so-called financial geniuses who wreaked havoc to the world economy.
  • Justin  •  Long Beach, United States  •  3 months ago
    He did one thing right. He stood out from the pack.
    • Charp 3 months ago
      So did Jeffrey Dahmer.
    • Robert 3 months ago
      Yeah, but not in the right way....
    • DT 3 months ago
      but the pack is laughing at him
  • Lilion  •  3 months ago
    My favorite part has to be his "terrifying efficiency." LOL
    • SS Barry Larkin 3 months ago
      I agree. That really made me laugh. I can just imagine this dude working so hard that people around him are terrified. LOL.
    • Brian 3 months ago
      Samesies, I am laughing SO HARD at the thought of this kid savant-ing his #$%$ all over the office at breakneck speed, with his coworkers looking on in horrified silence. Then, when he's done, he bench presses the copy machine.
    • Phaedrus 3 months ago
      I imagined people diving behind desks screaming "oh my God, he's stapling, sending an e-mail, and making coffee at the same time?! I'm so terrified my head's about the explode!"
  • MAH  •  3 months ago
    "banking directors value some form of humility", I seriously doubt that when they themselves have none.
    • ncf 3 months ago
      word
    • ncf 3 months ago
      that was the best cover letter i have ever read
    • markv 3 months ago
      they value discretion, not humility....(think it.. don't say it)
  • EJ  •  Centro, Mexico  •  3 months ago
    Wow, a cover letter sent to JP morgan went viral. Well now I guess I know how JP Morgan treats people and most importantly (since it's their core business) how easy it is for information to get out. I wouldn't trust them with my financial info if that is how they work plus the professionalism of their HR department is a joke.
    • Jobs for Americans 3 months ago
      that would be great fun to see JP Morgan lose biz b/c of their AHo bankers
    • LSL 3 months ago
      it would be fun to send them a message on how tasteless it was for them to make this cover letter public
    • Jenny Lee 3 months ago
      But it's Bank of America not JP Morgan though.
  • B.S.  •  3 months ago
    they are laughing at him when the banking industry has done such a wonderful job lately!!they should take note!!
    • Ken 3 months ago
      You do have a point!!! Good one in fact!
    • Sydney 3 months ago
      The Banks also laugh at us (the public) when they try to put in a monthly debit fee! They laugh about what big suckers we are!
    • A Yahoo! user 3 months ago
      Good poin girl/boy you, look they even have to go and beg BEG for money to congress like a common street walker...
  • LabRat  •  3 months ago
    I find it far more childish for a bunch of seasoned executives to pass around his cover letter like high school jocks passing around some poor nerdy kid's love letter to a cheerleader. It's a freakin' kid who probably was told to write personal things into his cover letter. I was told to do the same thing when I was in college by people that haven't looked for a job in probably 20 years. You learn resume writing and interviewing techniques through trial and error. A mature, thoughtful interviewer would have pointed out what he should have done differently. Only self-righteous, conceited, childish jerks would pass around his letter like that.
  • Manny  •  3 months ago
    Question: How can a confidential letter for a job become public?
  • Ray  •  3 months ago
    Thank you copy & paste. Just got myself a new resume!
  • Maureen  •  Collinsville, United States  •  3 months ago
    It's obvious that those greedy, fat jackwagons who thought it was funny haven't been in the job market lately. I would love to see what lengths they would go to to find a job. I get pretty sick of listening to these job experts saying what people should and shouldn't do when looking for a job as though they enjoy watching desperate people jump through their hoops in the hopes of getting an interview.
    People without jobs aren't getting bailed out like these Wall Street jerks who have the nerve to laught at someone who is trying his best.
    They are what's wrong with America.
  • Gigi  •  Monterey Park, United States  •  3 months ago
    I don't get it. It got their attention right? So what exactly do they want? A really boring, same as everyone else's cover letter, or an attention grabber that gets their cover letter looked at and resume read? Can somebody please clarify so we can all get jobs.
  • Angie  •  3 months ago
    So...basically poor college kid tries hard to apply for a job, and these rich corporate a holes not only make fun of him, but pass it along to others, so they can laugh at the kid...these are the people running our banks?
  • unknown  •  Baltimore, United States  •  3 months ago
    I think his/her cover letter is pretty epic, i'd at least give this person an interview. I find it comical/amusing, and it does show off his/her good qualities. there should be more creative cover letters like this.
  • Stephen S  •  3 months ago
    "While it certainly stood out, investment banking directors value some form of humility."
    Humility? That is the most ludicrous statement I have ever read. Bankers and humility do not go hand in hand. That is, unless stealing trillions from taxpayers is being humble.
  • Y  •  Camden, United States  •  3 months ago
    in a nutshell, this is a big part of what is wrong with our country. a kid busts his a** to put on the best show for possible employers and, grant it, he does get carried away, but it's not hard to see why. and they pass it around to mock him. that's some deep s**t right there.
  • M  •  3 months ago
    Well, you know what? Kudos to the kid, he got it read and passed around. How many other students can say that? I'd interview this kid in a heartbeat to figure out where this came from, because if it came from the right place, it's a good sign. Even if he wrote this just to see if anyone actually read these things (like when I was an undergrad padding a couple of papers with quotes from famous books completely out of context to see if the professor was reading...he wasn't) he gets an A in my book! Balls count!
  • NoNotMe  •  3 months ago
    What a monumental bunch of jerks these "interviewers" are. To pass on something like this to everyone they know for the sake of ridicule is beyond wrong. Those who are in the banking and investment business have no ethics anyway so this kind of treatment of an applicant should come as no surprise.
  • Jack  •  Pittsburgh, United States  •  3 months ago
    It's easy for people with jobs to mock those who are struggling to find employment. Personally, I would interview him just because he sounds so VERY eager.
  • Luke Kirby  •  San Carlos, United States  •  3 months ago
    Liars, thieves and cheaters do not want to hire a hard worker? Weird
  • Robert  •  3 months ago
    looks he tried to hit every buzz word all of you H R jags are looking for